Hi, my name is Michael Kennedy and I previously had to deal with pearly penile papules. So I would like to take this time to tell you my story and how I managed to get rid of PPP naturally without costly surgeries. The first time I started noticing these bumps around the crown of my penis was around puberty in grade 7. At the time I did not know what they were. Just like how strongly I smelled after an intense game of football I thought it was just part of the puberty process. So I ignored them because they were not painful, itchy or uncomfortable. But my ignorance was about to change on a Friday afternoon in the locker room after a game of football.
So it is a Friday afternoon and I’m in grade 12. I just finished scoring the game winning touchdown so all the attention is on me. So as all the guys were undressing and getting ready to hit the showers, one of them decided not to only make contact to my face as he was complimenting me. You know how it goes, there is always a loud mouth and annoying one in every group and his name is Jonah Sanders. He saw I had weird bumps on the edge of my penis and started laughing out loud chanting I had cough an HPV, which is an STD. I told him I was still a virgin and to knock it off. But it was too late and all the attention turned towards me and the entire locker room believed him. Since the shower was one big room, as a result the entire team decided not to shower with me because they thought I was going to spread my newly discovered disease. So in the blank of a moment I went from experiencing one of the greatest joy of my life to the most humiliating moment in my life. Now that Friday afternoon I was determined to prove Jonah Sanders wrong and getting my crown back as the king of the locker room. I was thinking of stopping by the clinic to get myself checked but I was so humiliated that I told myself what if the doctor who end up examining me is a hot nurse. Thankfully Google was there to the rescue.
I looked up my condition online and discovered that it is called pearly penile papules and it looks very similar to an HPV. So loudmouth Jonah was somewhat right but he was also wrong because PPP is not an STD. After doing further research it turns out that PPP is a very common condition that affects around 30% of guys, mostly the ones that were not circumcised. This means that 1 in 3 guys in my team probably had the same condition and acted like they did not. Regardless it is not like I was going to stare at my teammates’ penises just to get back at some of them. So I decided to shove my shyness aside and that Monday after school I am going to go to the clinic to get myself checked and to get some prescriptions to get rid of it as fast as possible since the coming Friday was the championship game.
24 hours later on Saturday night I received a phone call from Andrew, one of my teammate. He told me that he felt bad after what happened in shower on Friday and confessed that he also had the same condition. He confessed that he was also humiliated on his first date when Laura did not want to get intimate with him after seeing his penis, even with a condom. She thought it was a sexually transmitted disease. So as a token of forgiveness he emailed be the PDF guide that he fallowed which helped him getting rid of his pearly penile papules with no recurrence so far. The guide was titled Pearly Penile Papules Removal by Josh Marvin. After fallowing Josh Marvin’s 4 principal steps for 3 days I was able to see some great improvements since my pearly penile papules were less visible.
On Thursday afternoon during practice Andrew and I talked to the other members of the team and we proved to them by displaying the PDF on my phone that PPP is not an STD and the teasing needs to stop if we want a shot at winning the championship. They all agreed and some of them even came forward and stated that they had the same condition. LOL…what do you know. So I emailed them a copy of the book and by Thursday night all the teasing stopped and we were all 100% focus on winning the big game tomorrow. Friday night I scored the winning touchdown for the second week in a row, winning the championship for my school. That same night I end up getting laid losing my virginity to Stacy, the leader of the cheerleading squad. She did not notice anything!!! So click the image below to download yourself a copy of Pearly Penile Papules Removal by Josh Marvin. Good Luck!
